i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
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Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
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I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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