I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
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He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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