so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
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This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
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Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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