Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
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Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Enjoy the penises
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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