Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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