Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
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Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
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I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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