I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
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yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
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It all started with a game of naked twister.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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