Come see our sink grown plant.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
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my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
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I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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