I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
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Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
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He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Still dying that you shit outside
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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