filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
it was like eating out sand paper
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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