when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
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My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
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PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
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