Taylor Swift is so right about you.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
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I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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