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  • 141 44
    Submitted by klangford on Sep 13, 10 at 8:39pm
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    Next time use a napkin instead of wiping your mouth on your sleeve.

  • 93 42
    Submitted by DCThrope on Sep 13, 10 at 11:27pm
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    Did you add cream?

  • 86 52
    Submitted by quintvisk on Sep 13, 10 at 9:46pm
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    It's not your shirt that smells... That's your top lip

    • 46 52
      Submitted by MAATT_DAAAMON on Sep 14, 10 at 1:43am
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      Lol..." 'hey, what's that smell!?' Probably ya upper lip... cuz I love to walk around like my shit don't stank...."

  • 72 49
    Submitted by Dub_T on Sep 14, 10 at 1:42am
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    At least it doesn't smell like fish.

  • 55 47
    Submitted by SovietMotherland on Sep 13, 10 at 11:31pm
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    @ALovinHouseWife get a job, not mine ;)

  • 51 42
    Submitted by wdrake3 on Sep 14, 10 at 1:14pm
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    I used to fuck a chick that works at Starbucks. When coffee reminds you of sex, it makes every morning that much better.

  • 45 33
    Submitted by CIT on Sep 14, 10 at 10:17am
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    but more importantly, was it one shot or two?

  • 62 71
    Submitted by Grilled_Cheese on Sep 14, 10 at 12:40am
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    You can eat me out... You'll smell like cheese

    • 33 40
      Submitted by Ibdl on Sep 14, 10 at 3:03pm
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      Sounds yeasty

  • 55 58
    Submitted by tdubbs on Sep 13, 10 at 7:28pm
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    Hilarious!!

  • 44 39
    Submitted by kcs99 on Sep 14, 10 at 2:06am
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    @mentallectual - you can't reply to a comment directly from an iPhone. Program does not allow.

  • 42 38
    Submitted by everforsaken on Sep 14, 10 at 10:36pm
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    Il never look at my baristas without thinking of this. Great job. Lol

  • 44 42
    Submitted by cookiemcgee on Sep 14, 10 at 5:38am
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    Im a barista, and that is fucking hilarious!!

  • 46 47
    Submitted by orionshunter on Sep 14, 10 at 2:16am
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    Lame

  • 42 51
    Submitted by 4 on Sep 14, 10 at 4:33am
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    @Grilled_Cheese do you work at the grilled cheese in Toronto?

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Michguy on Sep 13, 10 at 10:13pm
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    Who really cares.

  • 41 61
    Submitted by RodFarva on Sep 14, 10 at 1:39am
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    Chicken fucker!!!!!

  • 47 74
    Submitted by yourtoaster on Sep 13, 10 at 9:07pm
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    Who wants toast?

  • 36 59
    Submitted by Smartastic on Sep 14, 10 at 2:00am
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    quick question, how do you reply to someone like that drop down arrow? I tried @name and that doesn't work.

  • 48 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 10 at 10:58pm
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    FIRST

  • 29 50
    Submitted by gsansbury on Sep 15, 10 at 5:20pm
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    I love baristas. They make latte art with semen.

  • 52 104
    Submitted by ALovinHouseWife on Sep 13, 10 at 9:06pm
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    In Soviet Russia, barista eat you!

  • 47 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 10 at 7:54pm
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    TRIPLE FIRST

  • 44 136
    Submitted by smith_wesson on Sep 13, 10 at 7:21pm
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    Firsties!

    • 42 51
      Submitted by MAATT_DAAAMON on Sep 14, 10 at 1:45am
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      Sounds like a very douchey cereal.

    • 46 43
      Submitted by ttesroD on Sep 14, 10 at 6:29pm
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      You have 6 likes and 66 dislikes. You're the devil.