There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
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#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
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Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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