His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
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Lends new meaning to the line "I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him."
Why not thats funnier then a midget trying to reach the top shelf
Please say you didn't name your twat Brutus.
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