how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
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It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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