I'm so fucking centered right now
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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