Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
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I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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