We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
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Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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