Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
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Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
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When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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