He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
you didnt know i had herpes?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
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Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
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I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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