dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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