My first STD was from a foam party
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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