so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
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You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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