I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
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Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
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I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Bring me that man meat
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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