love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
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I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
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If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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