Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
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And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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