Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
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How external is "for external use only"?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
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So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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