My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
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Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
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We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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