hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
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Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
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I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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