So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
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i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
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Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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