He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
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When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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