Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
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it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
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When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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