At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
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i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
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she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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