Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Girls should come with a carfax report
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Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
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Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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