Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
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I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
What a dumb baby whore.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
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I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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