i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
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I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Are we still banned from the library?
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BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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