Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
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Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
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Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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