I think my vagina is haunted
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
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This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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