so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
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rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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