alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
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I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
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We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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