I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
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look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
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I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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