So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
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I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
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How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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