I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
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her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
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Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
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