oh god the rape fog is back!
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
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he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
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Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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