idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
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and i looked up. we had an audience...
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
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Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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