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  • 50 47
    Submitted by haliganbar on May 26, 11 at 10:44am

    The fact that your man boobs are the size of watermelons should have clued you to your nickname.

  • 40 40
    Submitted by colan08 on May 26, 11 at 3:58pm

    The meeting happened as soon as you entered the room.

  • 37 37
    Submitted by Yankee2011 on May 27, 11 at 12:26pm

    I can only imagine who that's about...

  • 42 54
    Submitted by JetersAsshole on May 26, 11 at 3:33pm

    I like penis

  • 40 52
    Submitted by brokenbydisaster on May 26, 11 at 2:31pm

    you weren't, but your tig ole bitties were!

  • 35 46
    Submitted by supercharger612 on May 27, 11 at 1:26am

    You got the nickname because you most likely have a rockin' set of sweater meat, and you have horny dudes and jealous chicks for friends. The other option is you're flat as a board, and your friends are being sarcastic assholes behind your back.\n\nHopefully it's the first one, then your life will be better.

  • 38 59
    Submitted by mj007 on May 26, 11 at 5:22pm

    i have said almost these exact same words...