I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
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koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
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are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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