I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
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last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
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I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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