nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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