yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
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apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
It's never too late to be topless.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
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Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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